Hate Pit

A Hate Pit is a massive chasm whose entire existence is to serve as a convenient place to throw people to their death. Hate Pits have a size proportionate to the amount of rage and hatred of which its creator is capable.

The term originates after a discussion of the movie 300, in which a vital moment of exposition involves a character being pushed into a massive hole in the ground whose existence is never justified.

Hate Pits can be carved and shaped by aiming one’s hatred directly at a specific place in the ground. It is rumored that King Leonidas created the sizeable Hate Pit of the movie 300 merely by yelling at the ground until it formed the proper perfect cylinder shape the audience sees.

I’m making a Hate Pit for you right now. It goes to China.

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