Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.
"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"
When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.