have been

sometimes people of a certain age tend to look back at their lives and convince themselves that they have become "have beens" that the best times are behind them
sometimes these people may have to laugh at their thoughts and turn into "will bes"

Hey i missed you
Where when
No, i mean i missed you and i have missed you and i have been missing you and i had missed you and i am missing you and i miss you and i am going to miss you and i will have been missing you and i
OK OK

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Will-have-been

The future tense of Has-been; a celebrity who is destined to become someone who "used to be famous".

Demi Lovato is the latest "will-have-been" to come out of the Disney machine, like the Zack and Cody twins and Miley Cyrus.

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

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Must Have Been

Someone who is always at the center of something going wrong. A scapegoat. A deviant.

It Must Have Been Chris Valentine.

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has-might-have-been

A silly little word made by Neil Cicierega from the song Sky Is Not Blue. Meaning a "past possibility that no longer applies."

"I might have been a has-might-have-been"

You have been slain

The most seen text on every LoL player's screen.

You Have Been Slain
Enemy Double Kill
Enemy Triple Kill
Enemy Quadra Kill
Enemy PentaKill
Ace
A summoner has disconnected

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should have been a blowjob

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

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