At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"