Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.

You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.