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The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?
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A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
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