Haze blaze

Haze blaze is a pimp. He's the king of finessing. He is a legend and no one has ever met him. He finesses niggas girl like nothin. They after all his bands

Haze blaze jumps out his trillion dollar whip.

Girl: OMG ITS HAZE BLAZE I WANT HIS BABY 😍😍😍
Haze blaze: slaps her with the bands

blaze haze

Getting so stoned the night before that you are totally oblivious of anything that might have transpired.

Trent wakes up naked in a strange backyard with a feather duster stuck in his ass and a moccasin super glued to his crotch. He retrieves his cell from a nearby pile of dogshit and calls his buddy Bongo.

Bongo: "'S'up dude...?"
Trent: "Dude! WTF happened last night man?"
Bongo: " Dude - you got like totally wasted then ran out the back door with the vacuum cleaner. Where the hell are you anyway?"
Trent: " I don't know.. but you gotta' come find me man! I aint shittin' either! I've got the worst case of blaze haze you ever saw!"