He Tripped and I Fell

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

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