Head pubies

When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.

Jeez: Oh SNAP! Head pubies
OH: Quacky poo Quacky Poo DOO ME Hardels?
Jeez: Jeez Jizz, That my line, Jizzzy JIZZZy stop it! Obvious dick is obvious!

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