A financial trap that will steal your soul and your wallet with all their DLCs. Turn back before it's too late.
God help you the second you hit that play button, for it's already too late
I've played Hearts of Iron 4 for about 1000 hours and I still don't know how the fuck to use a navy or air force.
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The fourth game in a grand strategy series about ww2 by paradox interactive, hearts of iron 4 is commonly associated with a lack of going outside, having a girlfriend (or friends for that matter), and holding views obtained by falling down the alt - right pipeline.
person 1: "I play Hearts of Iron 4"
person 2: "why are you talking to me, I dont even know who you are"
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The art of not getting bitches
Guy one: I play Hearts of Iron 4
Guy two: Touch grass kid; you get no bitches.
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A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. Itβll eat your life away.
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
A Subterranean Dweller who has fowl political takes all day and is built like a Neanderthal
Person A: on r/communism or something βThe Soviet Union is so cool i wish I lived there!!! Stalin for the win!!!β
Person B: βNo surprise there. Probably another Hearts of Iron 4 Playerβ¦β
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Term for men who love to get shot and molested by baby monkeys. The man usually enjoys it.
John: "Hey, want to hop on Hearts of Iron 4?"
Larry: "Yeah, sure. I'd love to :D"
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