Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..
Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...
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Heavy salad is the saying of when one is feeling down with life. When one is down, just curse, instead of abuse about somebody that you hate, just mention heavy salad.
Emo 1: "Ahh, life sucks."
Emo 2: "Yes, nobody understands me."
Emo 1: "Heavy salad."
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A wrecked car that has alot of damage. Usually only used for bad to extreme cases of a wreck.
Cody's car is now a heavy metal salad
When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
That girl has some heavy salad.
I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.