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Hee Su

The last living member of the "homo erectus" species, Hee Su is the most egotistical, delusional maniac that has ever existed. Oftentimes, you will find him in the jungle gym of a playground, swinging from monkey bar to monkey bar. His favorite snack is the banana. After all, a banana a day keeps the Hee Su away.

There's a Hee Su, licking his banana profusely as he stares at his own reflection in the mirror.

by Theactualrealheesu October 27, 2020