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Heel of the Bread

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.

*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

by Mitch.Swan July 7, 2022


Heel of the Bread

90% crust
9% fuckboy
1% awkwardness

You can't date the heel of the bread!

by Swoolio June 8, 2017