Hell's no boogie

A sarcastic expression used to make light of someone's trivial problem. When you say "hell's no boogie" to someone, you are reminding them that 1) their problem isn't all that bad and 2) life isn't always pleasant or easy.

Jimmy: "My boss is making me come in on a Saturday, can you believe that??"
Tim: "Well, as you know, hell's no boogie."