Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."