Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

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flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

rip her cunt

When a guy or girl proclaims they will have hard sex with a woman to the point of ripping her cunt.

On a night out in London, I decided to let everyone know I would 'rip her cunt'. The lads shouted back in delight 'rip it!'

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Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

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brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

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I'd spit in her cunt

I'd like to ejaculate in that ladies vagina

A hot girl walks past.... "Yeah i'd spit in her cunt!"

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