Herb section

A patch of herpes sores.

"Herb, in some accents, can sound similar to "herp", which is a slang shortened version of the word "herpes". A herb section is usually used to refer to a section of the garden where herbs are grown. People often use the word "garden" to refer to their pubic hair. Therefore "herb section" is in reference to the genital area and "herb" is a discreet version of saying "herp". It is a way to not draw attention when speaking on the subject in public.

Bro 1: "Dude I noticed you took a hot girl home from the bar last night! Did you get lucky?"
Bro 2: "Naw dawg, as soon as I took her clothes off I noticed she had a nasty herb section so I pretended to be too nauseous from binge drinking because I didn't wanna hit it."

"I think my boyfriend is cheating. I got a herb section!"

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