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A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man
Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
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Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.
Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...
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Besides putting the "glad" in "gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so pisseded.
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
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The cutest and most manliest and most muscular dog in the world. A direct descendent of the Gods, hence the name. Likes to run into walls and chase after anything that moves. Pees on sidewalks because he is too cool to pee like everyone else.
Woah, look how awesome that dog is, he must be Hercules!
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A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man
Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
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When consuming two or more recreational drugs, a mindstate which might resemble being somewhere between heaven & earth might be achieved. Just like Zeus's son, Hercules the half god, who lived somewhere between heaven & earth.
A: Dude, last night I drank a bottle of vodka and smoked 4 joints.
B: Damn brah, dats sick!
A: Yeah, it was a total Hercules!
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Stemming from Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting a bear in "Hercules in New York," it combines a Bear Fight and a Strikeout, one takes a bong rip, drink a Bear Fight, and takes a shot before finally exhaling.
Guy #1: Yo man, you were ungodly destroyed last night!
Guy #2: Yeah man, I did a bong rip, followed by a car bomb, a jager bomb then a shot, and finally exhaled! It was incredible!
Guy #1: You gotta be careful trying a Hercules!!
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