Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.

Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.