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The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!
A fat woman quief.
A fat chick quiefing and/or the sound of air escaping from a fat lady's vagina
She tried to say she farted, yet I know a herf when I hear it!
To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.
I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!
A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!
A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.
The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.
What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.
Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.
Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.
I herfed that cigar down to a nub
1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.
A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.
(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)
I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!