Hero of Kvatch

An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.

Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...

Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen

Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!

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