Heroin Hero

1.) A game where you wander around a magical forest, shooting yourself with heroin, while chasing a Pink Dragon. But you can never catch it. No score, no crowds, just you and the dragon.

Deemed the ultimate first person shooter.

1.) Stan looks awful because he's been up for 3 days straight playing heroin hero.

Doesn't he know, you can never catch the dragon?

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heroin hero

A heroin simulation game.Played when you need to relax, especially before or after playing guitar hero. The object of the game is to keep injecting yourself with heroin while you chase the dragon through the magical forest. The problem is that you never catch the dragon.

Billy played heroin hero for 6 hours straight and I had to drag his limp body away from the game.

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Heroine hero

A game designed to supplement the drug addiction side to Rock music for games such as "Guitar Hero" and "Rock Band." The game features a pink dragon that you try to catch but you can never catch the dragon. In order to get boosts to help you not catch the dragon you shoot-up with Heroine. This game was designed to mellow you out when you can't meet Rock Bands or Guitar Heroes standards. (Game created on South Park)

Stan needed to mellow out before he went on tour so he played a round of Heroine hero. Unfortunately he never finished.

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