Herpes 10

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.

Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.