When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.
"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"
A river of shit exiting the ass
"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.