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Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards into the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019


Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019


Hey Kool-Aid Man

oh-yeah: The term you say so then the Kool-aid Man gives you Koolaid and destroys your goddamn house. Usually by smashing into your wall. Isn't the cold great.

You: Hey Kool-Aid Man
Kool-aid Man: Oh Yeah!
You: wHy DiD YoU DeStOrY mY bEdRoOm WaLl!!?

Kool-aid Man: *in a questionable tone* Your door wasn't open.
You, 20 years later: That changed my life.

by KoltenASG Nation March 12, 2021

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