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When you're broke, and need to make small talk to get financial assistance from your dad
Hi Dad
*Insert Typical Conversation*
I need to borrow some money
When you're broke, and need small talk to get financial assistance from your dad
Hi Dad
Kitne paise chahiye bete?
Meine Kab Manga?
#MonthKaAnth
₹1000 bhejdo
Someone who doesn't know their father
Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.
It's a comment made commonly amongst tradespeople who are answering a question with a silly answer, either because they have no actual answer to give or because the real answer is common sense and shouldn't have to be said.
Apprentice: "Hey, I am having trouble with the client constantly checking to see if my cupboards are level, what should I do?
Tradie: "Have you tried to fuck his dad ?"
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Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”
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