high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.

Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!

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