Highway 80 Narcissist

A driver, usually from Forney Texas, who exits highway 80 to drive on the service road in an attempt to avoid traffic. Sometimes they will drive the service road on the westbound side, go under the bridge, then back to the eastbound side. This is because a narcissist is all about him/herself and believes that do not have to wait in traffic like everyone else.

Joe:

Damn! Look at that Highway 80 Narcissist go! He really thinks he doesn’t have to wait like the rest of us.

Jim:

I see him! He probably beats his wife also!