highway head

when a sloung yut gobbles your mule while you drive. usally ends up in either a) a 12 car pile up or b) you shooting all over your steering wheel.

"on the ride home last night, jane gave tom highway head. he hit a jersey barrier. they died instantly."

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Highway Head

When a lady unzips your pants and then proceeds to give you some nice oral action, blow it, spit it, gargle it, deep throat it, ect. All while the kind gentleman is driving in the highway.

Billy: "oh hey! I just got back from picking up my girlfriend from the airport and she gave me the most killer highway head, I've ever had!""
Sammy: "u wut m8?"

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Highway head

In Ontario, Canada, the Ministry of Transportation Ontario calls a traffic signal, a highway head in highway design books and documents.

Funny everytime I think about it.

The highway head is flashing red