Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.

Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

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