Text-himers

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.

bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.

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Root Vest Himer

A.K.A. Ruth Westheimer, a very sought out Dr. in the 80's and early 90's for sexual relations.

Hello!, This is Dr. Root, how may I help you?, (usually followed by, I See!) Then Folowed by (Well the real problem is, your not giving it up enough!)

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Bad Himer

A term used to describe a person who makes a mistake or accident, derived from stupidity.

Friend 1: Aw man, I put the peanut butter in the freezer. Now it will be frozen.
Friend 2: Bad Himer. Bad, bad Himer.

Himer

When one changes their identity from a man to a woman

Who gave you this ice cream cone? It was himer