When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.
"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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