Hit Bottom

When squatting down to do a poo outdoors. The poo is so L-O-N-G its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. If it's a hard one it will get stopped and won't be able to come out any more.

I was squatting for nearly 15 minutes waiting for my poo to finish coming out before I realized it had "Hit Bottom" and was stuck. I had to stand up to let the rest of it come out. constipation got one hanging poop

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hitting bottom

When a male having sex is able to go in deep enough that he can feel that back of a women’s vagina or cervix with his penis.

Did you screw her?

Yeah, I screwed her so hard, I hit bottom.

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hit rock bottom

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

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hit frog bottom

Used to describe moments where the vagina has acquired a less than desirable smell. Common instances would be while spending extended periods of time sitting at a desk with tight dress pants on. May also be known as "crotch rot".

"whats up girl..how was work?"
"I tell ya, I hit frog bottom sitting in this chair all day. I don't know what is going on with my junk!"

Hit bottom

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.