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Hit and Homisuicide

The act of a person walking out in front of a car and getting hit by the said car but not killed. The car stops and the person gets out and walks over to check if the other is okay. The person on the ground proceeds to pull out a gun and shoots and kills the driver then turns the gun on themselves and pulls the trigger.

Person A: What happened to Jerry?
Person B: You didn't hear? He was involved in a Hit and Homisuicide
Person A: A what?
Person B: He hit someone with his car by accident, went to go check on them. Then the man he hit pulled a shotgun out of his asshole, shot Jerry then shot himself.
Person A: What kind of world do we live in?

by ginger powder and hoodini June 8, 2018