hit and quit

refers to having sex with a girl,then promptly leaving her.

guy 1: hey would you go out with that chick over there?
guy 2: meh,she talks too much, i'd hit and quit that shit.

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hit it & quit it

To have sex with a girl only when you want to, then give her the run around when she tries to "hang out" again.

To diss a female or male when they ask to hang out.

Bro Chelsea always wants kick it but she just a hit it & quit it

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Hit and quit

Users who submit a post (usually trolling), and then immediately delete their account

Another hit and quit troll, flagging as inappropriate

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jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.

Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.

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craigslist hit and quit

when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door

its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.

Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.

david: wow man how did she react?

Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.

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One hit and quit

When smoking weed, often times you find people are stingy about sharing the pipe/j/bong/blunt. For this reason, there is the "one hit and quit" rule. It's pretty self explanatory, you take one hit, and pass it to whoever's next. Some variations of this can be the "Three hits then quit"

"I don't have a lot of pot tonight, so everyone one hit and quit"

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Hit it and Quit it

To have sex with a girl then never contact her again. See Fuck and Chuck.

My friend brought over a girl and I hit it then quit it.

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