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When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.
She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!
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Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know
Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!
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The art of bullshit. Small town guy with big city friends.
Jimy was talking to people in the breakroom, about his normal Hitchcock tales.
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The act of holding together, with the thumb and index finger, a partially broken cigarette enabling one to smoke it anyway. Particularly prevalent among desperately poor, nicotine-addicted college students.
Dude, don't throw that away. I'm hitchcocking it.
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The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.
"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."
"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."
"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"
"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."
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A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.
Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window
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When a man urinates in public and is seen from a side profile.
Dude! Turn the other way.... you freaking hitchcocking me!
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