HMD

Hold My Dick. Used when the environment is not ideal for this type of language.

Guy1: wah wah wah nag nag nag

guy 2: BRO! HMD!

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HMD

Hold my d*ck. I have no idea why this phrase is used or why you would need to bring this up in a sentance, but that's what it means. Hold my d*ck.

I'll be right back. HMD!

(I literally had no other sentance to come up with for this phrase.)

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HMD

Hold My Dick. Best used when you did something so amazing like running for 67 yards and breaking 8 tackles to score a touchdown.

Guy 1:OH DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT RUN MADE BY MARSHAWN LYNCH?

Guy 2: YEA DUDE WHEN HE SCORED HE WAS ALL LIKE HMD!

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HMD

acronym for Hold My Dick. Used to express great achievement(s).

Beating someone in Guitar Hero by one point. HMD

Comparing Girlfriend's bra sizes.

Dirk Nowitzki v LBJ. Dirk to LBJ-"HMD"

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HMD

Short for "Happy Mother's Day".

Do you have kids?
Yes, I do.
Well HMD!

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HMD

Hit my dick, a spinoff of the popular HMU.

That girl was really attractive, so I told her to hmd next time she was around.

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HMD

Short for Hammond Indiana, a city in Northwest Indiana just outside Chicago.

Where you from?
HMD.
Bet.

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