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Making a person as comfortable with certain medicines, until the time for their passing comes
Person 1: Man, I heard that Jim's grandpa is in hospice.
Person 2: Oh, we should go visit him before he dies.
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A relaxing weekend getaway where you're a cut above all the rest. Sick and sad patients on first name basis with all the top physicians.
When Mary-Kate Olsen suffered from anorexia, she visited a hospice.
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(pronounced hoe-spice) The girl who isn't quite a hoe. But she hangs out with enough hoes to gain the reputation of one.
I wouldn't call her a hoe, but she's definitely hospice.
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A dark purple powder you sprinkle on someone to make them more “Ho-like”
Been months since we fucked; she be keeping her should under hard ice. To keep my dick from exploding, I hit her with that hospice.
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death accelerator; for profit service which purportedly provides compassionate and joyous end of life care in which death is hastened by a combination of powerful sedatives, lack of food and water, and a complete sense of hopelessness
Granny's family was eager for her large inheritance. Granny was enrolled in hospice given her diagnoses of cataracts and dry skin, and she died 2 days later.
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The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.
Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.
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A combination of the words "hospitable" and "despicable' that sarcastically highlights the irony of a situation.
The city of Grants, NM, who always think of everybody else, wants all businesses to open up, despite orders to stay at home during this global pandemic, making them the first town to knowingly, willingly, voluntarily, and officially, Welcome Covid19 to New Mexico. How hospicable of them.
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