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HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013


hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.

Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.

by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 29, 2006

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Hojacked

It is when, while asking for help, either on the phone or in person and you get completely ignored or hung up on. Basically when you think you are going to get assistance and you are completely disappointed.

I got hojacked yesterday when I called tech support.

by Todd Newson January 28, 2010

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hojacking

When a women sleeps with another women's husband with the intent to take over a wife's spousal, family and child-rearing responsibilities rather than establishing her own.

By hojacking my husband, that woman was able to sleep him, earn his trust, got him to turn his back on me, take her side and divorce me simply so she could insert herself between me and the kids and exert influence over them like she had a real relationship with them.

by Ghost-Sway January 8, 2025