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hobble

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.

by BadBlondie September 27, 2007

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hobble

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

by Ol Hobble-along August 31, 2009

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hobble

To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.

He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.

by JSPoultry July 6, 2019

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hobble

A group of elderly people.

A hobble just walked into the souvenir spoon store.

by Jason Bee June 13, 2016

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hobble

1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees

That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.

by bunny xu May 15, 2007

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Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

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The Hobble

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

by That One Dinosaur Guy March 21, 2011