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The only thing men are willing to watch "on ice"
Scenario 1:
Guy1 - "Dude, did you see Disney-On-Ice yesterday? It was awesome!"
Guy2 - "Your a dousche bag..."
Secenario 2:
Guy1 - "Dude did you see the Sabres/Toronto game last night?"
Guy2 - "Hell yeah, Kaleta fucked Kessel's shit up! Did you see his tooth come out? I love hockey fights."
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Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.
Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?
Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.
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The act of pulling someone's shirt/sweatshirt over there head before landing an upper cut.
As the fight grew to a climax, Bob yelled hockey fight and decisively ended it as he pulled Jim's sweatshirt over his head and landed an upper cut.
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When you pull the shirt over your lovers head, spin her around, punch her in the face, and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
I am talking to this girl in the parking lot outside of a strip club and "she says do you want to see my tits?". So I pulled the shirt up over her face pinning her arms up over her head, smacked her in the face, turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Afterwards I realized that was a great hockey move and dubbed it the hockey fight fuck.
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