hodgetts

Noun. Dramatic and violent onset of diarrhoea, normally brought about by food poisoning.

I ate some dodgy prawns at the buffet. In the taxi on the way home, I felt a case of the hodgetts strike and before I knew it the turtle had not just shown its head but burrowed its way to the centre of the earth at light speed

Hodgett

A Hodgett is when you electrocute someone while having sex so that their hair becomes thick and puffy, akin to an afro

Person 1: yo you seen harry's new bitch?

Person 2: yeah bro he Hodgetted her during cunnilingus