Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.