Hollywood Handjob

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.

Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.

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Hollywood-handjob

When actors or actresess make gratuitous cameo appearances as themseleves. Can be accompanied by heavy handed dialogue

Film: 'The postman'
Kevin Costner: "Hey, aren't you famous?"
Tom Petty: "yeah, I was, once. But you ARE famous."

Wow, did you see the Hollywood-handjob that Ben Afleck Gave Will Smith in 'Jersey girl'? We pay you to act like someone other than yourself whe we go to see a movie.

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