Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

matthew's holy hammer

A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides

Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.

Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.

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