Holy Granoly

An interjection said by those who enjoy granola, replacing the phrase "holy moly". Used to exclaim great emotion, whether good or bad.

"Holy Granoly, that granola was delicious!"
"Holy Granoly, I'm so sorry."

Holy Granoly

An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.

"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”