Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

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Holy Monkeh Nuts

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

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Holy Fuck Nut

When Saying "Holy Shit" losses its Bite You say, "Holy Fuck Nut" to throw people off and when your surprised.

GF:...I'm Pregnant...
BF: Holy Fuck Nut! You serious!?

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