Holy Water

When you start getting dirty thoughts about someone, or are horny in general. You need to drink holy water to become pure and chill again.

“Look at this sexy photo of Brad Pitt, I need some holy water now”

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Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

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Holy Water

When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT

It cleanses your soul from cringe.

Also why are you looking here?

I saw a weiner I need holy water

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Holy Water

Cum. Preferred verbiage for the religious.

I think that catholic chick last night thought I was god incarnate; I busted a nut and she swallowed it like it was holy water!

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Holy Water

An epic drink that will make anyone who is down, extremely happy. It's bubbly taste is one that no one should go without. It is the drink of God.

a.k.a. Coca Cola.

Sam: I am so thirsty. I need a really good drink!

Matt: Here, have a Holy Water.

Sam: Wow, thanks! I feel like a million bucks now!

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Holy Water

A kickass song by Big&Rich that owns all other songs

Take me away, like holy water..

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Holy water

Water you boil the hell out of

Sister Judith get the holy water. This one needs an exorcism

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