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To beat someone up using various homemade traps, weapons, and tools.
Guy 1 - "Dude, someone keeps on home aloneing you?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, it's so weird that anybody would really do that..."
Guy 1 - "I'm guessing it's just for some messed up prank"
1. From the 1990 Chris Columbus hit, "Home Alone" in which an eight year-old, who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas, has to defend his home against idiotic burglars. To "home alone" something is to set up traps, usually to the physical disadvantage of the intruder. The following are just examples of the painful surprises included in this term:
*Blowtorch rigged to door
*Fan and feathers rigged to tripwire
*Heated iron attached to lightbulb
*Tar on basement steps, massive nail hidden in one step
Example One:
"Jesus, somebody broke into my car! That's the second time this year!"
"Dude, you better home alone it."
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When you are getting a blow job or fucking a slut you want nothing to do with, you pull out and cum on the chicks face and say "Keep the change you filthy animal"
I pulled a home alone on this bitch last night and she was pissed off! I never wanted to see her anymore anyway.
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Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'
I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone
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Just call the fucking cops you moron.
Being robbed: The phone is next to the boy, robbers enter. THROWS FUCKING PAINT AT THE ROBBERS HEAD: HOME ALONE SUCKS
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After a man ejaculates on a woman's face (The Money Shot) he says, "Keep the change you filthy animal!"
Last night, I gave a girl The Home Alone when I busted all over her face and said, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
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the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.
Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.
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