Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

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Homeless without the M

When your hoe leaves you and you are in search of a new one.

You: I’m homeless without the m
Random person: I’ll be your hoe